Friday, June 30, 2006

Hello. Hello, I am Irish. Hello, I am Irish and my tongue has funny ridges on the sides. (Hello, I'm Irish) And I know that sounds gross. But it's true. (I'm still Irish) Maybe it's because my tongue is too big. Or maybe my mouth is too small. Or maybe my teeth are too close. Oh well.

Hello, I am Irish of the ridged tongue. Goodbye. Hello again.

I still think I should do something funky with my hair. Getting purple highlights is still at the top of my list.

I'm Irish of the ridged tongue (Hello), and you don't know it yet but I'm brainwashing you.

...If I I didn't have a ridged tongue, would I still be Irish? Hello.
Thus spake Irish || 9:56 AM || 2 comments